child-of-dolora:

tiny-septic-box-sam:

oopsabird:

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god, GOD Freddie Mercury was such a fucking badass

This doesn’t do the moment justice. He took the swig of vodka, said “I’ll fucking do it darling”, and then ABSOLUTELY NAILED IT in one fucking take

Mood for 2019: “I’ll fucking do it, darling.”

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the-black-backed-gull:

asthebelltolls:

huffylemon:

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One time, I had a dream that I was making peanut butter chocolate chip cookies, and most of them were the regular measurements in cups and stuff. But at the end of the recipe, instead of saying “2.5 cups of chocolate chips” it said “627 chocolate chips.”

So when I woke up, I made some peanut butter chocolate chip cookies. And instead of measuring out chocolate chips, I counted them (and suffered a lot of odd looks from my family for it).

Well, it turns out that 627 chocolate chips is the amount that the recipe called for (2.5 cups). Not only that, but 627 was the exact amount of chocolate chips that we had left in the house.

Forbidden knowledge was granted you that night

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freebroccoli:

countriesinyourhead:

neogonzo:

Tumblr is literally a social experiment to see how long an extremely alienated user base will continue to use a declining social media platform that sporadically removes its features until rendering it obsolete

Remember this years-old post?

What the experiment demonstrates is that I will put up with all of that just to use a site that shows me posts that I asked for in chronological order.

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missdontcare-x:

durnesque-esque:

gayspacehoe:

mofftissyoudonegoofd:

consider: la la land, but with lesbians

Black lesbians so that the film doesn’t grossly whitewash jazz and the actual struggles black musicians went through :)

Consider: La La Land with black lesbians played by actresses who can actually sing and dance so instead of being a lack luster imitation of the golden age musical it is the sparkling revival of the genre with modern sensibilities.

starring samira wiley and janelle monáe

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maethereal:

sixpenceee:

Lake Baikal in Siberia 

this is the coolest thing ever

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aach2o:

VIEUX PORT , bords de Seine France

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soyabug:

“men dont like that. its such a turn off”
good . turn off . where is ur off button . shut up . please stop making noise

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